This is How I Remember You Most Fondly.

THis is built on the eigHtH letter of tHe alpHabet. It is an easy letter to miss wHen typing sucH tHat every occurrence of it will be capitalized, kaput. It sneaks in. In Russian it is transliterated to X in tHe Latin alpHabet. In Greek, it is just marked as an aspirant. See, I’m avoiding it quite well.

I saw tHe apparition of an acHe on an ex-girlfriend’s bum (yes, bum; and yes, we sHared Her). SHe offered no explanation. I realized tHen tHat sometHing was awry witH tHe relationsHip. NotHing (I am? SHe is) but a HeartacHe. THe end of my world or one Hull of assail.

So I took a sHot of tHat H-bum and did tHe curve tHing to it in ~PHotosHop. Snap. CHange. Snap. Use Latin. Don’t use Latin.

AnotHer girlfriend, well, tHere was a butt story (not a bum story). SHe also witH a nice round one, sat on an empty soup bowl. SHe stood up. THe plate liked tHat butt, and sHowed tHat by suction. We didn’t need to pry it off. It slurp-glopped off.

I missed six acHes wHen (no, seven!) writing tHis.